Quirky Quarantine American IPA

Because Not Going Out Deserves a Pint

Feeling boxed in? Let "Quirky Quarantine American IPA" turn your living room into a hop-fuelled speakeasy faster than you can say “Zoom happy hour.” With its big hop wallop, this brew is your antidote to cabin fever—no sourdough starter required.

The malt bill is straightforward: malt extract for a solid base, with Crystal adding just enough flavour to trick you into thinking you’re not drinking in your pyjamas. Expect an SRM of 6 – 7 — about as bright as your fridge light at 2 a.m. It’s neither lightweight nor likely to knock you off your couch mid-Netflix binge.

Now, the hops: Columbus brings the bitterness (like your mate who still complains about cancelled plans), Centennial crashes the party, while Cascade hops join for a citrusy blast stronger than your group chat memes. Centennial and Columbus makes this IPA so aromatic, you’ll consider it air freshener.

Fermented with trusty Safale 05, this beer finishes crisp and clean—because even if you haven’t cleaned your home in ages, your pint shouldn’t taste like it. Whirlfloc keeps things clear, so the only haze you see is outside your window.

So raise a glass to making quarantine a little more… quirky. After all, who needs normal when you’ve got homebrew this good? Skål to surviving indoors—with style!

Alcohol 4.8% makes 40 pints.

Ingredients: Malt extract, Crystal

Hops: Colombus, Centennial, Cascade

Yeast

Contains all the grain, hops and yeast required with full instructions.

These kits are perfect for those looking to start their brewing adventures.

Equipment for producing beer as basic brewing knowledge is required